Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Have you chopped her yet?

Every 7 seconds, men think about sex. If you don't believe me, you can ask the fine young gentlemen I eavesdropped on today. 

Through personal experience, I can say that men do tend to think about women and sex quite often. During the lunch hour today, I overheard a conversation which consisted of, "Yo, did you see that girl today?, I gotta chop that [****] yo". Not exactly impressive, but this comment does reflect the general male population. It's a sad fact, but it is true. If you're wondering if this is true for me as well, then I would have to say... no comment. I can't explain why, but men have a natural talent at being pigs. 

All you single ladies however, fear not. Thinking about sex and actually pursuing sex are two very different things. More often then not, men just talk the talk and avoid the walking part altogether. We know our limitations, and realistically, men who don't know their limitations are the obvious losers. They are the ones that stand out and disgust women. Therefore, if he looks like an idiot, he probably is. In conclusion, I didn't learn anything new through this conversation but it has provided me the opportunity to share my perspective on the male species. 

3 comments:

  1. I beg to differ. I've often gone entire days without thinking about sex.

    Of course, to counteract this, I tend to think about it every 2.432 seconds the next day.

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  2. Lmfao. how very insightful. brought a smile to my face. because well. you're a pervert that's all.

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  3. I totally skipped reading Dion's comment this time, because I don't want to be side tracked...

    A very enlightened perspective on the male species indeed. What I find most disturbing is the new terminology, "chopped". Yikes!

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